The Female Mistake


A satirical truth. This is fun,sensible, sharp pen you may want to read on. Great piece for me!

Adulthood is Terriffying

If you’re female, two things are true: First, you’re about to be offended. Second, girls are stupid.

Blah, blah blah blah, blah, blah blah! Yes, I know. You have a Ph. D. You invented Kevlar. You’re a savant who figured out how to soothe over-excited animals and you wrote some  books about autism.

But dismount your high-horse of feminism, Lady Godiva, and answer me this: Do you know the difference between a problem and a mistake?

No. Because you have a uterus. And it makes you stupid. Black people can say the N-word, Neil Patrick Harris is allowed to call people gay, and I am a card-carrying member of the “Women Are Idiots” club. This is America, dammit!

NPH

Now that 90% of you have left my small corner of the internet to find a more offensive and less interesting one, allow me to take a deeper dive into my…

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